1. I'm doing this for myself.
2. Weightloss doesn't have to be miserable. It can be like a fun math problem that I carry out like a scientific experiment.
3. I'm pretty sure I still have miso soup.
4. I have a fucking exercise bike in my room. Use it.
5. Thin legs look nice.
6. Skinny nerds are cool.
7. Sitting up straight increases my metabolic rate by like 10 or 15 % I believe?
8. Retainers. Straight teeth retain me from retaining weight.
9. I can take things slowly.
10. Sandwiches are good when they're only about 125 cal each.
11. Hipsters like to dance.
12. Harry Potter comes out this Friday. I should look good for Ron. Okay, more like Draco so that I can slytherin his bed.
13. Co-editors need to go up in front of the room to write stuff on the board. They should have a nice ass and thin legs to show off.
14. Broccoli is good.
15. Remind mum to buy more gummy vitamins.
16. Focus on dieting on the weekdays. Have fun on Fridays when I'm out for club meetings and on the weekends when my big brother comes home from college an we go out to eat.
17. I'm turning 17 at the end of this year.
*And just an update: I talked to the editor about my job today and asked if I could be co-editor instead. I had told my brother about all the journalism stuff earlier and he made me completely regret my decision. Stuff about how "editor-in-chief" looks super awesome on college resumes and having it for two years is even better. And how I'm going to regret it for the rest of my life, especially if I didn't get into a college, and what if I had "editor-in-chief" on my application? And how I shouldn't underestimate myself or be scared of the work or be too nice or spare the editor's feelings, but instead take my own initiatives. The editor was all nice about it, but I still feel like a bitch. A liberated bitch, but a bitch nonetheless.
ps. Any ideas for topics to write about in the January issue? Perspectives and editorials, in particular?
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